Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote.
fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry
If this is not recited at some point during my wedding I will be greatly disappointed.
THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH
This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry
the original benders[❖]
I’m not here to dance on Freddie Lounds’ grave, if that’s what you’re getting at.
"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"
fire cannot kill a dragon
I have never seen a more accurate portrayal of my creative process.
if i say “what” to a text you sent me it does not mean send the same message again it means explain yourself its not like i didnt fucking hear you
My armor is tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws are spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath…death!